A Million Miles a Second....

Man...there are so many things I want to talk about. So much going on. So many easy targets for me to snipe with my usual witty and scathing commentary, so much useless crap I feel is going on in the world that I feel I should call as I see it. Let's just take a peek at all the crap running through my head. I can't sit and focus on just one right now:

1) Sarah Palin's daughter being pregnant, yet Palin has been a staunch advocate of abstinence for years and wants to legislate it so that public schools have to teach it. If you can't teach it to your own damn kid, how in the hell you trying to tell others what they should impart on their children. Maybe you should have educated her about condoms. You wouldn't have this problem now, assclown.

2) The Higgs-Boson particle. That one will probably go over most people's heads with all the theoretical physics, and for the life of me I can't fathom how I am able to understand all of it. Either way, It's a monumental waste of money to me, because at the end of they day, it doesn't mean anything to EVERYONE ELSE. It's not gonna change lives or save lives, all you are is wasting billions of dollars to find out if a particle exists or not, or even still exists. It might have actually disappeared after the birth of the universe. Ain't that a bitch.

3) Racist Mormons, and religion in general. It seems to me, anyways, that throughout history, the only way people have been able to justify the horrible and morally repulsive things they have done to people, sometimes whole civilizations, is through religion, saying that, "It's God's will", or "God told them to do it." If that's so, then this God person seems like a real prick. (Let's see how many people that last statement pisses off.)

4) Hurricane Gustav, and how it seems like it was "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", an overreaction by America (and me too, I will admit) because of the devastation Katrina did. And soon when another hurricane like Katrina comes, no one will evacuate because it will seem like a wate of time, and it won't be that bad, and the levees will hold, like they did last time. But that time....that one time again. They won't.

Okay. So this is my blog entry for today. This one was actually short AND sweet like I have been promising the past couple of days. I finally delivered. I always deliver.

You Aren't Leaving??? Fuck You Then....For Real...

This blog post will be very short and very simple. If you live in a state that borders the Gulf of Mexico (i.e. Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Texas), and you were in a city or an area that got completely fucked off by Katrina and/or Rita (e.g. New Orleans, Jefferson Parish, Gulf Springs, MS), AND you are REFUSING to evacuate...fuck you then. I feel like if you didn't learn your lesson yet, then your stupid ass is not entitled to shit. No help from FEMA, no help rebuilding your shit, finding your lost cat, lost dog, lost wife, none of that shit. And damn sure no rescue if you need it. That would be called natural selection and Darwinism at its finest. I feel then if you go on CNN and publicly state that your silly ass is gonna stay where you are at and you meet the above requirements AND you are voting for McCain, you need your ass beat...twice. But it is 6-something in the morning and it's time to get some rest...these people almost make my head explode with this nonsense....sometimes being a news junkie is a bad thing.


If your damn excuse is that, "You love this place too much," or "I can't bear to leave my city and/or town again", then I want them to explain to me how great your town and house and home is 10 feet underwater. Now unless you are muthafuckin Aquaman or Ariel from the Little Mermaid collecting forks from your house which is now underwater to use as a comb. You really need to shut the fuck up, get in your car, and leave. Period. End of discussion. If you stay and die or get hurt, I honestly can feel no compassion for you, considering it was a perfectly avoidable situation.

This is not to knock the ones who CAN'T leave because of financial or medical reasons. That's understandable partially, because I am sure they probably know someone who is getting the fuck up out of there and has some extra room or something. Plus the Red Cross is assisting in evacuations in places like New Orleans and other areas that were hard hit by Katrina. Here's the best part. Red Cross doesn't charge shit. That's why they are called non-profit. Honestly , if someone REALLY wanted to leave, they would find a way if they truly valued their life. It's basically that it would be too inconvenient to leave, for most that are staying, for one reason or another. All I gotta say is good luck, because that's about all that is on your side, because the odds sure as hell ain't.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/weather/08/30/new.orleans/index.html